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    [wpcol_1third id=”” class=”” style=””]FANTASTIC VOYAGE

    To the tune of? Three Coins In the Fountain

    Our Fantastic Voyage!
    Who was first to reach his toes?
    Raquel went through the stomach,
    And was stripped of most her clothes.

    My route was the heart valve,
    Past the ribs shaped like a cage;
    Short cut right through the bladder —
    Left the bladder in a rage.

    Neck and neck around the knee,
    In our cellular Grand Prix.

    The great photo finish,
    No one living really knows;
    As we raced to the wire,
    There this story had to close ..

    That was when …
    Someone stepped …
    On his toes.

    [/wpcol_1third] [wpcol_1third id=”” class=”” style=””]THE PAWNBROKER

    To the tune of? Moon River

    Pawnbroker,
    I’m so way in hock,
    I’ve peddled all my schlock
    To you.

    Five fifty is
    Much too thrifty a
    Price for this item
    My hand holds in view.

    Twelve dollars
    Is a better bid;
    Don’t keep your money hid —
    Comply!

    I just want a fair, honest rate
    For this thirty-eight,
    So, stick-em-up!? Donate!
    Pawnbroker,
    Or die.

    [/wpcol_1third] [wpcol_1third_end id=”” class=”” style=””]LAWRENCE OF ARABIA

    To the tune of Laura

    Larry,
    Is the face in the desert sky;
    Footsteps
    In the sand — size 10-D
    His smile,
    Inviting each Turkish guy,
    Each Kurd and Greek and Thai to beeeeee…..

    A friend of
    Larry —
    It’s the name that makes Arabs cheer;
    Larry
    Makes mirages come true.
    They say
    He’s only a little queer,
    But our camels get
    Their humps from him, too.

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